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Cooks to 99

Infamous saying a sports card scammer repeated over and over again while trying to slight of a hand a high dollar card hidden behind a Brandin Cooks Card numbered to 99.
“First Card of the Box, Cooks to 99.”

Person: Sees valuable card behind, starts shuffling cards to hide valuable card, but all his brain could spit out while scamming was “cooks to 99, cooks to 99” (Deep breath, sigh) “cooks to 99”
by Sick Sports Cards August 29, 2020
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99 precinct

Guy #1 What precinct is that?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct.
by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020
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fill 99

verb.

Coming from the historical chant "99 bottles of beer on the wall", used to describe one that has held there "urine" in ones bladder for a long period of time.

One that has to urinate (very badly).
"I gotta piss so bad, I'll be fillin' 99!"

"Stop here. I gotta fill 99."
by Miss Star August 4, 2007
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99%ER

NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.
THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.
by mary jaye May 21, 2017
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page 99

a page in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's book "America: The Book". In it, lies the biggest shock image ever...naked supreme court justices. Yup, naked Rehnquist, naked Scalia, naked O'Connor, and naked Thomas. You will fap to any of the 9 pictures!
Ohh yeah...page 99 is the best thing in this world.
by World Domination July 19, 2005
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HOLY SHIP! YOUR GETTIN A VIRUS!
UR MOM: YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY PHONE

YOU: VIRUS.EXE ████████████████ 99%
by Biotio Games April 21, 2020
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99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.
Did you get your 99 slaps yet?
by TMP1R3 November 11, 2010
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