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99 precinct

Guy #1 What precinct is that?
Guy #2 it’s the 99 precinct.
by Flamingo76 November 11, 2020
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Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.
Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
by Zer0skills February 13, 2021
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Keep it 99

Coming from the saying “keep it 100”, meaning to keep it real.

Keeping it 99 means the opposite of this
Imma keep it 99”
by TheFrenchDuck May 14, 2022
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99%ER

NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.
THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.
by mary jaye May 21, 2017
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page 99

a page in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's book "America: The Book". In it, lies the biggest shock image ever...naked supreme court justices. Yup, naked Rehnquist, naked Scalia, naked O'Connor, and naked Thomas. You will fap to any of the 9 pictures!
Ohh yeah...page 99 is the best thing in this world.
by World Domination July 19, 2005
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HOLY SHIP! YOUR GETTIN A VIRUS!
UR MOM: YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY PHONE

YOU: VIRUS.EXE ████████████████ 99%
by Biotio Games April 21, 2020
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99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.
Did you get your 99 slaps yet?
by TMP1R3 November 11, 2010
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