September 2nd

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back

On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!

by sKIDDDROE231 September 1, 2020

2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.

Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.

by Celyuh May 27, 2016

December 2nd

The day no one is going to school.

Taylor:are you going to school December 2nd?
Dean:of course not no one is

by KokichiKween October 29, 2019

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is when everyone will stay home from school!!! DON’T GO TO SCHOOL KIDS

Kaitlyn: Hey Lillian are you going to school tomorrow?
Lillian: No it’s December 2nd

by kravecereal October 29, 2019

November 2nd

Its national bitch awareness day Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it?

Stop being rude to her, its November 2nd, national bitch awareness day.

by kkel67 November 1, 2019

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021