September 2nd

September 2nd is the national holiday of finally giving the person who likes you a chance, and finally liking him back

On September 2nd I finally decided to give him a chance, it turned out to be the best decision ever!

by sKIDDDROE231 September 1, 2020

2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.

Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.

by Celyuh May 27, 2016

December 2nd

The day no one is going to school.

Taylor:are you going to school December 2nd?
Dean:of course not no one is

by KokichiKween October 29, 2019

May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

November 2nd

Its national bitch awareness day Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it?

Stop being rude to her, its November 2nd, national bitch awareness day.

by kkel67 November 1, 2019

November 2nd

People name John that are born on November 2nd are known to have the best beard in the world! A John a.k.a. JJ is a fellow stud who likes to code and watch chess matches during his free time. John is absolutely a sexy beast not only from the inside but outside too, but he can get aggressive overtime if you harass him in any manner. He may be every nerdy to hang out sometimes but that lovely beard of his makes up everything, because of this beard you would feel so cozy and warm thus making you want to pet it rapidly. If you have a friend name John and he is born on November 2nd, be sure to give it your all to pet this beard!!

Friend 1: Hey JJ!! Can I please pet that beard?
JJ: Of course! You can pet it as much as you want. Because I'm born on November 2nd

by Papi Hotah-Hotah May 6, 2022

2nd Girlfriend

When a guy's best friend (typically a man) is still so close to the guy while he has had a girlfriend for a while that he has to be just as tentative to his friend. Often this friend ends up making the girlfriend the 3rd wheel when we go out

I swear Trent and I were having such a great time at the mall until his 2nd girlfriend made me the third wheel when they started talking about fantasy football

by Childish Bambino October 11, 2018