Technoblade

Technoblade never dies, but Alex (his real name) did. RIP Alex/Technoblade.
Terry: Yo Technoblade died
Angela: No, Alex did. Technoblade never dies
by Gummybearsareoverated64 July 03, 2022
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Technoblade

Also known as techno, or THE BLADE by an extremely angry 16 year old man

a pig who i live and hold dearly to my heart
A PIG
‘Hey man, don’t you simp for that pig, Technoblade?’
‘yes harold i do go away
by suu :) January 08, 2021
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Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021
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Technoblade

Your above average gigachad that is capable of obliterating an orphanage with one word, even beyond the grave, R.I.P, he can destroy dream in a 1v1
Technoblade is a gigachad
by GigaV1nce September 06, 2022
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TechnoBlade

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."
by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021
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Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans
Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade
by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021
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Rest in peace, today marks 1 year, truly heartbreaking, wish his family the best<//3
Person 1: "Technoblade died today last year"
Person 2: "oh"
by Starz4scar July 01, 2023
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