Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009

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East of Java

1. Where the site of Krakatoa is most definitely not to be found.
2. A rather good band that plays the Essex / East London rock circuit

1. Krakatoa is west of Java, you idiot!!!
2. Last saturday I went to see East of Java play at the Valentine in Gants Hill with all my mates from 18 Plus.

by Dr Pinch April 26, 2005

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Goddamn Java!

Expression of dismay/disgust.

Arcade Fire is so mainstream now... Goddamn Java!

by photojournalist January 19, 2011

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Java Script

A random assortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. Gernerally used only to impress people who don't care.

I used some Java Script to spice up my website, cause I'm a wordfagot/word.

by BonddeMe May 09, 2003

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Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you

WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009

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