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a dog's breakfast 

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
a dog's breakfast by K & K FAN August 7, 2006
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making out with a dog's ass 

another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco!

like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence 

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole
Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

full dog's mashings 

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

a dog's head in a box 

this term refers to when you were being threatened by someone most likely the mob sends you dogs head in a box
Person 1: Whats in the box?
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"

L-Dog's cuz 

The definition of L-dawg's Cuz is someone who is Hot, Ripped and even sexy.
By default, of course L-dawg himself said while referring about his Cousin that he was in fact sexy.
This has created lots of tension in the community, especially for L-dawg himself.
You're lookin like L-Dog's cuz today man
I can't believe L-Dog admitted his cuz was sexy man
L-Dog's cuz by er_lend December 22, 2022

Clear as a dog's drool 

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!