October 22

National sweat pants day. It’s a Tuesday, and I you have work school. So, I don’t care what kind of excuses you have on that 300 foot long list, your wearing your sweat pants too school.

Person 1: whys everyone in sweat pants?
Person 2: October 22 is national sweat pants day

by GayGymnast October 17, 2019

Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.

"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"

by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010

wet 22

when you sit in jizz by accident or on purpose.

"i just pulled a wet 22"

by methaddict99 December 2, 2009

Catch 22

Also known as a vicious cycle - two or more conditions require the other conditions to be fulfilled, but these other conditions also require the original condition to be fulfilled. In simple terms, this means neither can get fulfilled without the other. A needs B needs A.

So I need a key to open this door, and the key is beyond that same door? Damn, this is one big Catch 22.

by Fluid August 27, 2003

Catch 22

A requirement that cannot be met until a prerequisite requirement is met, however, the prerequisite cannot be obtained until the original requirement is met.

My life is one big Catch 22

by Catch 22 June 4, 2003

january 22

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

by sad_kermit October 18, 2019

January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

by Hairybitch January 22, 2021