So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoonymug. Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.
“he has unfortunate love…”
by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023
Get the Unfortunate lovemug. by popularlonerof2021 July 15, 2021
Get the Lovemug. a feeling of affection you may have for others, but others may not have for you... only the lucky ones will truly be loved...
many of whom are deeply afraid of death, but i shall love and appreciate it, because it means the end to my empty life...
by witherose February 23, 2023
Get the lovemug. The words I wish he said to me, "I love you."
The words I needed when I was at my worst, "I love you."
The words everyone needs, "I love you (insert name)."
The words I needed when I was at my worst, "I love you."
The words everyone needs, "I love you (insert name)."
I love you means, 1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
Similar:
deep affection
fondness
tenderness
warmth
attachment
an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
Similar:
deep affection
fondness
tenderness
warmth
attachment
by urfavpali May 20, 2022
Get the I love youmug. The Big Love Band, is an American pop band based in Connecticut. Formed in 2022, it is run by lead singer and creator Ethan Fiske. The band consist of; bassist Elijah David Atkins, drummer Jason "mcfidi" Alfidi, guitarist Aidhan Rogue, and pianist Ryan Papagelis.
by Evolgib October 31, 2022
Get the Big Love Bandmug. Love is something who is always there for you and with you they always want to be with you and understand why you have so many feelings about everything they do love is something that both partners should have with lots of understanding.
by anonymous April 6, 2022
Get the lovemug.