One man couch hockey

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

Man Love Rules OK

A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.

James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."

*later in Alabama*

Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.

by Julian-does-a-lot November 12, 2022

the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022

Smart man's liquid nitrogen

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.

I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023

middle aged man

a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk

That gut looks like a middle aged man.

by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018

Two-man tea party

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.

Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.

by Buju Bandits March 12, 2012