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i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol
by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021
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1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe

Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe
Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol
by The Camels Toe April 18, 2009
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i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go
by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022
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B-F-D-D-I-Y-B

Big-Flappy-Donkey-Dick-In-Your-Butt
yo bro, how did your girlfriend like that B-F-D-D-I-Y-B last night ?
by andy <3 - DD June 1, 2013
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Gn Man. Knuckletouch/Knuckles. I did it/Did it

Gn Man. Knuckletouch/Knuckles. I did it/Did it.

The literally definition is wishing somebody good night. It stands for good night man, then you follow to give the person a pound either in person, or through the internet/phone. Even when you are in person, you have to say I did, or did it. When you are on the phone, or internet, you have to physically touch the phone with your knuckles. One person says Knuckletouch/I did it, while the other says Knuckles/Did it.

After saying this, this is the end of the conversation with that person, and if you guys talk again, you have to end it with this saying.
Gn man. Knuckletouch/Knuckles. I did it/Did it.

"Alright man" (in a conversation, bringing it to the end).

"Gn man. Knuckletouch. Did it."
Gn man. Knuckles. I did it."
by Muel Slay September 22, 2011
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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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i love you like a lana del ray song

A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.
Her: i love you like a lana del ray song

“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”
by poegrog May 15, 2023
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