Dirty Sebastian

Dating multiple girls at the same time

Look at that dirty Sebastian over there! Yeah, what a doughbag!

by UrFutureStepdad May 1, 2020

Dirty Kaja

When you put the D*ck in the wrong hole but she likes it anyway

Yesterday i did a dirty kaja on my daughter

by Extra für di mis schatzi🌚❤️ April 17, 2020

Bump Dirties

The act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly sexual erotic manner.

i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, sexing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, sexual friction, ect.

The other night, Harriot and I were bumping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. Family dinner will never be the same.

It was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to bump dirties. Nine months later came the consequence, ME.

by Kel & Dea December 24, 2008

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

DIRTY JAYLA

When you go to a perfume store and steal a bunch of samples

Me and Ahmira did a DIRTY JAYLA in bath and body works

by Moving the roof October 19, 2020

Dirty kalika

Retarded ninja turtle

What dumb ass, looks like a dirty kalika

by Band trash December 8, 2019

Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010