Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*

SUCKMA balls

by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024

balls

balls are the funny

can i buy you balls good sir-me

by ppmanxddd October 11, 2021

Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more

Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.

by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021

Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.

Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.

by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016