Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
by inefficientt July 09, 2022
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt May 24, 2018
by pittlestix September 06, 2020
by Murda187 March 17, 2022
*ana has good grades, a loyal bf, and is rich*
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !
by tsisntreal December 18, 2023