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numb love

When you sit on your hand till it is numb then masterbate. It feels like someone else's hand.
Man i havent had sex in days i am going home for some numb love.
by Dougsda1 July 6, 2017
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Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
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Love

Well, love is. When the male and female (bird and bee) do a dance while rimming the stay puft man (ghost busters reference) and then, there is this goat with big horns that has a 3 way with harry potter and a dragon.
by FISHAYTACOS November 22, 2011
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Love

Love is when no words describe it good enough
Love
by ColabarlAaa August 5, 2018
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Forbidden Love relationship

This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
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Love

Love is something you can choose to take part in, it may not be an option for some or just but there. In my opinion it’s a waste of time, but sometimes it’s worth it
Girl 1:Wow, love can hurt

Girl 2: Wow, love is amazing
Girl 3: love is a waste of time, I am a rich single lady hahaha
by Zhipheria November 26, 2023
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Love Ladder

Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.
Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.
by PresBurrito May 16, 2011
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