love, it comes in all sorts of forms, makes you feel a way inside and you start to.. GLOW! it's something i never had
by anonymous April 20, 2024
Get the Lovemug. So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoonymug. bullshit
love is something that makes you want to rip your eyeballs out from your eyes when you see it
love is something that makes you want to rip your eyeballs out from your eyes when you see it
by kmmacc15 September 13, 2022
Get the lovemug. Love is awful. Its awful. Its painful. Its frightening. It makes you doubt yourself. Judge yourself. Distance your self from the other people in your life. It makes you selfish. It makes you obsessed with how you look. It makes you say and do things you never thought you would do. when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope. However love is one of the best feelings in the world. It brings joy and happiness. Just seeing them smile makes your day even better. Your heart pumps blood around your body like crazy by just thinking about them. Your heart would flutter just by imagining what it would be like in a relationship with them. Their laugh is beautiful. You could look into their eyes all day and get lost in them. Love can be so magnificent that you cannot even use words to descibe the feeling of it. Love is such a heavenly gift. That you would do anything just for them to be happy. One text from them would makes you smile uncontrollable.
But it all depends if they feel the same for you. And thats where your heart either becomes satisfied or heartbroken. When you find out if they do or do not.
But it all depends if they feel the same for you. And thats where your heart either becomes satisfied or heartbroken. When you find out if they do or do not.
you might want them in your life but are u sure r u atually the person they want in their life? is the question where ur heart gets broken by love
by jam65t January 22, 2023
Get the lovemug. love is a word that no one can describe there feelings for someone specially if you love them more then love.
by clairexcooper November 28, 2020
Get the Lovemug. by popularlonerof2021 July 15, 2021
Get the Lovemug. Love is that feeling when you can't help but stare, when you feel a fluttering feeling deep inside, when you never want the moment to end, and feeling empty when it does. Even if you don't think you feel it, you do one way or another, even in unconventional ways.
(Keep in mind this was written by an aro who has only fallen in love with a video game song, Starhenge specifically)
(Keep in mind this was written by an aro who has only fallen in love with a video game song, Starhenge specifically)
by Tayoga December 15, 2023
Get the Lovemug.