MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE

It stems from and it is "STRICTLY ENFORCED" NO PEDOPHILE is allowed within out of TRANSIT 300 yards of any PARK.

COME upon these PEDOPHILE RINGS and what they do to BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and TWEENS as the MANDATORY BALL PARK ASSH0LE as blatantly saying SHOVE THOSE DAMN BALLS UP YOUR DRY ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE and BALLS of all kinds and materials is a must since it is an ENDURING for ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE to be PODOFEETED and have trouble SHITTING THEM BALLS OUT.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

Niagara Balls

The unfortunate effect of excessive heat on male genitalia resulting in an insane amount of perspiration in the testicular region.

I was going to go to the carnival last night, but it was so hot out I got niagara balls as soon as i walked outside.

by SuddenlySilly November 13, 2011

knotty balls

when you tie your balls into a knot

"man my balls are stuck in a knot""You got knotty balls tied up"

by da fat shet November 8, 2015

my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023

Golf Ball

Slang term in used throughout the Destiny community that means "Ascendant Shard" due to the item's shape that looks like a golf ball

"Bro, how many golf balls u have"
"I have 2 in my inventory to get that cool kiosk exotic, I still have more in my vault:

by an exo that plays destiny February 25, 2023

Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.

Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now

by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025

Balls

The things that make it so men can't sit like normal people.

"Ow dude, I sat down wrong and crushed my fucking balls."

by I want todos February 7, 2024