give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017

Me J

(Verb).The act of autofellatio; sucking your own dick

“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”

by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022

Sucking me

It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.

“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”

by xxdarlingxx February 4, 2021

Hit me wit da oo-wap

Someone did something slick, wild or janky. Someone got over on you. Someone did something tricky to you.

Person 1: Yo why aren’t you and whats his name cool anymore?
Person 2: He tried to hit me wit da oo-wap.
Person 1: Oh wow that’s corny.

by iamanthonydean May 3, 2019

cash me ousside howbow dah

Bhad bhabie's badass saying from Dr.Phil

older version of "im a savage, classy, boujee, nasty-"

(the gif says "catch me" but it is actually "cash me" tbh

Person 1- So what are you gonna do about it? Huh?
Person 2- cash me ousside howbow dah?????
Person 1- What does that mean?
Person 2- What I just said....

by gayhoomannojiudgeplz4865i73 September 21, 2020

ME

YOU ARE ME IF I WERE YOU BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU YOUD BE ME FOR YOU WOULD BE I AND YOU ME

I KNOW THAT MADE NO SENSE BUT WHAT IT MEANT IS IF WE SWITCH BODYS YOUD BE ME AND ID BE YOU.
Friend that dosent exist: bro... why do you do this to me.
ME: what?
friend that dosent exist: how am i here if i dont exist.
ME: wakes up and starts crying.

by daddychilllllll June 15, 2022