ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024
mugGet the ball maxxingmug.
N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
mugGet the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 September 19, 2016
mugGet the flaming junk ballmug.

Ball toes

When your girl is touching your balls with her toes.
Last night Jaime gave me the ball toes.
by Jimbojones November 14, 2023
mugGet the Ball toesmug.

Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral
I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock
by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023
mugGet the Trans Ball Lockmug.

Balls

by Bnemajin November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ballsmug.

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