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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
mugGet the scooch my ballsmug.

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
mugGet the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 September 19, 2016
mugGet the flaming junk ballmug.

sugoma balls

refers to balls of the sugomas
sugoma balls tip DO NOT SPELL IT BACKWARDS
sugoma balls tip DO NOT SPELL IT BACKWARDS
me: my friend said sugoma balls backwards and got molested by red imposter from amongus
friend: sugoma balls
*demonic screeching*
friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
by Normal Sams Dicktionary December 29, 2023
mugGet the sugoma ballsmug.

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.
It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball
by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019
mugGet the Asian Ballmug.

Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral
I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock
by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023
mugGet the Trans Ball Lockmug.

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