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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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lady vagina balls

Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic
by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023
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smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone
Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.
by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011
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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.
That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.
by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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ball

(noun, slang)

A viral slang term used as a gender-neutral, often affectionate or ironic substitute for words like “bitch,” “bae,” or “girl/guy.” Popularized through social media, especially TikTok and X (Twitter), “ball” is commonly used to refer to someone you’re close to, obsessed with, or ride-or-die for — whether it’s your best friend, partner, or someone you’re just down bad for.

Usage is playful and context-driven, often used in memes, captions, or casual speech.

Origin: The term originated as a satirical or memeified way to soften or replace harsher slang like “bitch,” evolving into its own distinct term with humorous and affectionate tones. Often used to express obsession or loyalty.

Note: Not to be confused with actual sports balls. Unless you’re in your feelings about a basketball too, in which case… carry on.
Examples:
• “That’s my ball right there. Don’t touch her.”
• “You know I’d do anything for my ball.”
• “I saw him texting another girl. Like??? I AM the ball.”
by ItsKobYT May 26, 2025
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my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.
"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"
by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023
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