Shifting me off

Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Me

Posts I continue to make…
Maybe ud will finally wake…
I worry about you…
All the things I want to say and do…

Here I write…
With a little fright…
More faith than fear…
Is what I am holding near…

Hoping my one day…
My words you will hear…
As for today, I hope you know…
I will love you always my dear!!!

Whether posts you may not see…
At least today…
For tomorrow I will pray…
You will see this love from me…

I love YOU!!!

by Time2024 December 16, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Fuck me in the ass pass

When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it

Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass

by Kingbyng March 6, 2022

Why Me's?

(Why me's) is code for law enforcement

or can reference someone who repeats the same mistakes that land them in "Dire Straits"

depending on the context used

(Why me's?)-Here comes the why me's

by CWavey March 7, 2024

I want ME to live

Oh no that's not why I'm cheering on his death. It's not political.

Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger

A catchphrase for anybody that doesn't have a catchphrase. It could also be used if you want fucked in the ass and called Billy because it's a cheeseburger

Hey EDP445, Fuck Me In The Ass and Call Me Billy, That's a Cheeseburger, SHIT, NOT LIKE THAT EDP!!!

by Elmos_Wife April 27, 2023