touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Me

An idiot

It's me

by James Monroe Jr. December 8, 2024

Chase Me Guy

The masculine counterpart to a pick me girl; instead of pursuing relationships directly, this duder will peacock stoically, often unbearingly testing your patience

He's just standing around leaning back so his abs flex, he's such a chase me guy

steph c

by platrelefs December 11, 2024

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Me

Not you

You: are you me?
Me: me no.

by Mikeydimes December 14, 2024