i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

national fuck your crush day

on national fuck your crush day you fuck your crush, nationally

well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity

by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 16, 2019

get down with your bad self

Awesome! Great job! I didn't know you had it in you.

Wow, you scored that great job? Get down with your bad self!

by wordiva July 27, 2009

national fuck your mom day

national fuck your mom day is may 1st.

hey did you know it’s national fuck your mom day today?

by amanda@ April 18, 2020

I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit

To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.

1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.

Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.

by MansTooHotHeGotDMS August 10, 2018

slap your tall friend day

If you are short slap your your tall friends in the face.

But then realize your too short that you can reach your friends face

tall friend:hey
Shorty:*slaps*
Tall friend:what was that for!
Shorty:today you slap your tall friend day

by Shaggyboi December 6, 2019

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us is created using the same video game animation as used in All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The video can be found on the website of the same name, and is unique in that it alters the dialogue found in the 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us' and uses different images containing the 'all your snakes are belong to us' phrase.

All your snakes are belong to us can also be use as a victorious battle cry after having achieved something.

Inspired by the badass movie "Snakes on a Plane", starring the Number 1 badass himself, Samuel L. Jackson.

Guy 1: Dude we totally owned you Guy 3!
Guy 2: Yeah, all your snakes are belong to us, for sure!
Guy 3: You guys suck... :(

or

(after walking out of Snakes on a Plane)
Guy 1: This movie owns your life Guy 3!
Guy 2: All your snakes are belong to Samuel Jackson.
Guy 3: Leave me alone! ;'(

by Inflicted September 16, 2008