Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 11, 2008

I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 05, 2006

crack a ray-jay on your peep

To ejaculate onto a person's face.

You better shut the hell up before I crack a ray-jay on your peep.

by L.Bizzle October 06, 2005

i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon March 20, 2005

give a girl your hoodie day

give your girl best friend or your girlfriend a hoodie day on november 2nd

person: why’d you bring a hoodie today?
person 2: it’s give a girl your hoodie day

by marcella rodriguez October 21, 2020

our band could be your life

a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.

Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."

Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.

by shanshams March 30, 2010

your mom thinks im dope

It is a term of believing in yourself and knowing you are the shit! A quick comeback! Knowing who you are and never letting anyone tell you different! Be you! Do you! And you will glow like no one else!

Girl: man... please you aint shit.
Guy: Well ummm... your mom thinks i'm dope!
Guy 1: yo! that's sick dude
Guy 2: I know right... your mom thinks im dope!

Guy1: Man u hit last night
Guy2: naw man
Guy1: Ahaha I knew it!
Guy2: shutup! It's all good.. Your mom thinks i'm dope!

by your mom thinks im dope December 07, 2013