Forget-Me-Not-Dick

When a girl needs a dick to forget about another dick.

Sydney just needs a Forget-Me-Not-Dick so she can forget about Chad.

by ThatOneWeirdGuy57 February 16, 2025

add me on the snap

A phrase dimmit people use

"Add me on the snap my Snapchats litt"

by Awsome lala June 19, 2017

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>my mom let me stay at home .later<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025

bussing me in a trap

when something goes wrong

josh: *opens gone off milk whilst on tea duty, with no time to get more* YOU’RE BUSSING ME IN A TRAP!

by rumragee October 11, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 09, 2023