if a frog had wings

This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".

From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.

A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:

Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"

by MPM68 March 31, 2007

bread wings

a title of honor given to anyone who has eaten a chicks pussy while that chick had a yeast infection

"your red wings aint shit man i got my bread wings"

by stg60913b February 15, 2010

mandarine wings

having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.

i got may mandarine wings and never had to pay child support

by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

hot wing

when her vagina is that torn up it appears to have a hot wing hanging from it

"dude did you see her pussy, it was nasty af"
"yeah bro it looked like it had a hot wing hanging off it"

by acidtrap October 4, 2015

wing mo

a homosexual male who serves as a buddy and liaison for a heterosexual male who is looking to meet women; derived from the term "wing man."

"I'm going out with Marc tonight to meet girls -- I'm his wing mo."

by dakanester July 20, 2009

chicken wing

a term used when someone insults a person to give him/herself a "one up" or boasting.

Pretty Girl- "Remember that time you failed?"
Handsome Guy- "Thats not very nice..."
Pretty Girl- "You where the one that attempted a backflip and landed on your head, not me."
Handsome Guy- "... CHICKEN WING!!"

by JayPazz September 2, 2013

Wing man university

A situation or place where you can educate your friend on being a good wing man.

Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!

by Jteezysanramon February 17, 2009