Mum

1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.

2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.

3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.

1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.

2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.

3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.

by XxTaxne February 24, 2019

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"

1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"

by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020

Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is

Dayumm look at mya’s mum

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 27, 2023

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

okis mum

A women with huge boobs, with lovely tits.

euan said - i would love to be with okis mum
henry said - yh mate i have had her before shes great

by hewpro November 8, 2021

Mum

The person that gave birth to you

For permission to go outside Jim had to ask is mum

by H1 I am a HeLPiNG HanD July 22, 2019