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scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin
by tango1delta January 24, 2015
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sad virgin

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."
by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019
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Honorary virgin

Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.

Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.

An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.

I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
by DarthVegetaX November 25, 2015
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virgin pic

a nude of your vagina with your hymen still intact
hey girl i know you love Jesus so send me a virgin pic ;)))
by heykatiegirly April 9, 2017
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virgin brush

when you brush your teeth with a new toothbrush for the 1st time and your gums bleed like hell.
guy 1: dude i just got this new toothbrush

guy 2: i bet your dreading that virgin brush
by babybee33 November 13, 2011
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WTF Virgin

A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.

Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
by GuccciMane March 14, 2011
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Virgin Jägerbomb

When you mix som sleep ( aka some drink that is suppoused to knock you out in 30 mins) and energy drink and see which one kills you first.
Im making a virgin jägerbomb.
Hehe lol let's see if it kills me.
by Alwx. March 1, 2021
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