tosture

1. The appearance of of a girl's tit's based both on their intrinsic value and how well she is presenting them.

2. The shape of a girl's tits based on her posture.

Usage: girls who always arch there back to make their tits look bigger, or conversely, girls that slouch a lot and therefore cause one to underestimate there boobs.

3. The "posture" of a girl's boobs. ex: perkyness

3. The appearance of

Say what you want, but she has great tosture.

Sure it looks like a great rack, but it is 80% tosture.

by Derk McGerkin March 7, 2012

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.

1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.

by LampyLamp May 13, 2014

tooterpocalypse

An exorbitant amount of gas released from the anus that makes your current location uninhabitable.

We gotta get out of here, it's a tooterpocalypse!

by Strawberry-bitchcake September 24, 2015

toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

toaster fairy

A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.

"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"

by ToasterFairyEffect November 3, 2015

Tooter Shooters

An alternate name for Tatter Tots, the small delicious nuggets made from potatoes

Mmmmm I love me some Tooter Shooters

by Tootershooter July 14, 2016

Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016