The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
Get the Nut shortsmug. by juul queen May 1, 2018
Get the platonic nutmug. Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Nut Lockedmug. Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019
Get the Butter nutsmug. A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019
Get the Sniper Nutmug. "Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"
"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"
"Damn you right."
"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"
"Damn you right."
by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018
Get the Knock Nutmug. A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
Get the No nut Policemug.