A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
Get the Champagne lip smackmug. Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.
by crackhead bible man September 20, 2023
Get the Smacking Phonesmug. by Bren001 June 2, 2016
Get the Sonic Smackmug. Buyer: What up ninja, got that flipper smack?
Supplier: Got what?
Buyer: that flipper smack , son!
Supplier: What the fuck is "flipper smack"?
Buyer: yeyo man, yeyo.
Supplier: oh..(?) yeah man, pass by.
Supplier: Got what?
Buyer: that flipper smack , son!
Supplier: What the fuck is "flipper smack"?
Buyer: yeyo man, yeyo.
Supplier: oh..(?) yeah man, pass by.
by Mario L. October 21, 2011
Get the flipper smackmug. by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020
Get the Smack goobermug. Anthony pipes, "Yo pass me the aux cord."
His friend, Cody, taps his foot. "Holy shit dude, this smacks!"
His friend, Cody, taps his foot. "Holy shit dude, this smacks!"
by Sleepysheepy August 8, 2018
Get the Smacksmug. 