8 second rodeo

When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.

Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "

by flapjackal September 23, 2019

Breaking the second wall

Breaking the second wall is similar to breaking the 3rd. But instead of knowing you are part of a simulation, you propose you might be in one, but you don't believe it.

The Quantum scientist just broke the second wall, thinking that we are in a simulation...
If they are right, we might be breaking the second wall and 3rd wall!

by LightspeedAndThecycle August 24, 2021

Second-Hand Baby

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

by scottdrums January 14, 2014

60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

second hand boobage

When a character or person is recreated their boobs are second hand boobage

“Did you see that statue?” “yeah it has second hand boobage.”

by Terry23 December 13, 2021