Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.

Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.

by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022

basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.

What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'

by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 20, 2021

Similac Santa

Privileged white guy that begrudgingly pays for a poor couples baby formula during the Holidays.

When Darnell couldn't afford the Baby formula similac santa put it on his bill and saved the holiday.

by Fred W Schwartz December 18, 2019

Santa

The man born of a satanic ritual to haunt adults and please children. First off to start the madness of this "creature", he is insanely fat and doesn't have diabetes. Second, he gets stuck in chimney's bigger than him. Last, he sneaks into your house, knows when you sleeping and awake, so he basically knows everything about every human in the history of the world.

Santa: *gets summoned out of pentagram* time to "investigate the humans

Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL

Parents: he wishes Santa was real.

Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*

Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*

Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!

by Sir.Person July 18, 2020

Premature e-Santa-ation

The feeling one gets when they believe the Christmas holiday came so suddenly

Person 1: dude Christmas is just around the corner!!
Person 2: what?! Are you serious?? Talk about Premature e-Santa-ation

by Alexander Bladez December 21, 2012