Santa

Used To Call People A Fat Fuck

Guy 1: Guy 2 You're Such A Santa!

by RAMENISNOTOFFLINEFORONCE November 13, 2023

Santa

Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida

"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."

by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021

Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks

S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”

by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021

Santa

santa is not real

stop beleving in santa him you dumbass

by Grayisnotgay January 6, 2023

SANTA FE HOTRAIL

when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.

Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team

by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018

Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.

The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.

Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!

by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022