Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

by big stinky crack baby and shit October 04, 2009

eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 21, 2018

gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 12, 2022

fresh water gorilla

Someone who is well rounded, distinguished and kind. They are a little low key crazy and a complete savage when he needs to handle conflicts.

He handled that like a fresh water gorilla

by FWG degree April 05, 2023

Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023

Gorilla Worthy

When you'd pay a thousand dollars to sleep with a girl.

Indicates extreme worthiness.

Can apply to any girl - whether a pro or not.

Dude: jesus! check out that chick!
Dude: yeah, gorilla worthy for sure.

by Big Mac on Acid August 28, 2009

zesty ahh gorilla

Zesty ahh gorilla meaning: A zesty gorilla trying to seduce 5 year old girls

Person 1: Did you see the Zesty gorilla over there?

Person 2: No, I didn't..

Person 1: Yeah, it's so fucking zesty that it tries to seduce 6-year-olds

"Look at that zesty ahh gorilla"

by harharfreddyfazbear November 25, 2023