alpha bus

Another name for shortbus or short bus.

Not specifically meant for taking the "mentally-challenged" to and from school, but this has become the stereotype.

Ha ha! Jeff has to ride the alpha bus to school. What a retard.

by A to the P January 11, 2007

driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005

Plot Bus

In large scale RPG games (mainly LARPs and online tabletop games running 24/7), plot that specifically focuses on a given character and may or may not come out of nowhere or unexpectedly from the residing Storytellers or their assistants. This can happen to more than one character at a given time and at different time periods based on the progress and effect. It can also be a known plot line that is progressively happening in a given game. This term is used by the players and not their characters in-game.

The Plot bus just hit me last night! I found out my character's a sleeper double agent from the enemy!

by wisenboi March 23, 2009

bu=ye

When someone's being an asshole of IM, text, facebook chat, etc. and you get so pissed at them that you start typing fast and the word "bye" comes out as "bu=ye"

Allison: hey
Edwin: hey
Allison: what's up
Edwin: what's up
Allison: nmu
Edwin: nmu
Allison: stop it!
Edwin: what?
Allison: omg your soo annoying!!
Allison: bu=ye
Edwin: bu=ye? is that even a word?
Allison: !@@#$%^&*

by squirrel31 February 27, 2010

driving the bus

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.

Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!

by Henwen September 21, 2005

Bus Vision

State of mind when traveling on a city or charter bus that prevents one from having to acknowledge the other people on the bus.

Usually displayed through looking out the window, into space or away from any other persons field of vision.

Kate: Sorry I didn't see you, I had bus vision.
Andy: It's all good, I understand.

by TransitSucks April 16, 2011

Bus wanker

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke

You little bus wanker

by Imsult September 16, 2018