dogs in the bath

When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.

You can only put your dogs in the bath if you have BB sized balls.

by Bring amba lamp August 05, 2017

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 31, 2020

Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.

I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night

by Jacuzzi January 21, 2022

Steam bath

To download several indie games from Steam, after a bad gaming experience.

That game was so terrible, I had to take a steam bath afterwards.

by xX_c3nt1p3d3_Xx June 11, 2017

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 04, 2020

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022

Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

by Rioooo April 07, 2010