Shit Train

The level of inebriation or drug-induced handicap that is far beyond the standard human experience. If the terms "tipsy" and "buzzed" are used to describe the low end of this spectrum then the only level higher than "Shit Train" is death. Subjects designated as Shit Trains are likely in the beginning stages of alcohol poisoning and should seek immediate medical assistance.

"Did you guys ever find Nandini after the club?"
"No, was she ratchet?"
"No girl, she was a Shit Train."

by Prof. Bawdon September 4, 2014

put a train on it

To give up when something is too difficult.

Farmer 1: "This heffer's teat ain't giving but about an ounce a milk a week."
Farmer 2: "Well I reckon you better put a train on it."

by NGL January 9, 2008

E-Train

most tricked out mofo out thurr. he always baggin thA fine bitches

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by J-Murda November 8, 2004

Thomas the Train

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

"Last night in Buz's room, Thomas the Train was being way too twitchy. It must have been the caffeine again."

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

Party Train

A recreational activity involving the consumption of Hot Tamales and a few swigs of Scope.

Leadership 2006 is all about party train!

by O-DIZZLE August 13, 2006

Dude Train

When a group of 5 or more dudes walk into a party at the same time, causing everyone already in the party to be like wtf

That party was off the hook until like 3 dude trains came in and made it a sausage fest, ruining it completely.

Wtf another dude train, lets get the hell out of here.

by thorogood jenkins February 28, 2009

Donkey Train

"Donkey Train" shares similiar traits to the Donkey punch yet is a more advanced maneuver requireing a minimun of three participants...to perform said Donkey Train place one female on top of the other in the bent over position start at the bottom and work your way to the top (pile 3 girls high for higher level of dificulty) Once you have reached the top girl perform a Donkey punch on her and "Ride the Donkey Train"

"Last night I Donkey Trained these bitches!"

by JRep March 6, 2010