by iamasock123 May 4, 2017

A blonde guy with a very cute smile, is adorable, and super nice. Anyone who knows him is very lucky to have him. Makes his girl feel like a “princess” and he’s the dream guy any girl could want. A loving and clingy guy. The owen I’m talking about is the hottest person I’ve met. Has a baby face but still calls you baby. This guy should ask out the girl he’s talking to and should ask her to be his girlfriend.
Owen my dream guy!
by His_umbrella January 31, 2023

by squishavacado November 22, 2021

The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.
by Watchmewhipwatchmerenene October 20, 2021

Me: *Closes locker with ID still inside (needs ID)
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are
by DatBoiTommyD69 June 17, 2024

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
by hattinlyf July 29, 2014
