Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 25, 2021

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 03, 2023

Jason Bourne

A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.

"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.

by Windoge April 07, 2017

Pullin a Jason

When ur trash at sum10 u do but still do it any like sports or video games bcuz it’s “ fun” to lose

That nigga is pullin a Jason

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.

“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.

“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.

by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024

Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.

I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger

by jkrag April 09, 2023