Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011

Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk

The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".

by redhairetc June 1, 2018

cheese-lettuce

A type of fungus on your testicles.

Quinn: Whats that on your testicles Henrique?
Henrique: Its just some cheese-lettuce.

by Nisesh August 10, 2019

hoodie cheese

Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis

Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*

by boogieWahoodie April 8, 2020

frumunesan cheese

Dried cum residue.

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...

by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010

slick cheese

Individually wrapped american cheese slices, which tend to have a shiny/slick appearance. Often added as a staple ingredient to a struggle meal.

Man I'm broke, I've been living off bologna and slick cheese sandwiches for a month.

by jhxetc January 13, 2017

Cheese Hand

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009