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The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023
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Boston Blanket

A group of Boston Terriers that form a blanket as they lay across you whenever you sit or lay down.
Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.
by Domitri July 5, 2023
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Boston Bullet Hole

This is the act of filling a bullet hole wound with Poo and then patting it down into the wound with your bum. Sealing the wound and saving a life all at once.
Boston Bullet Hole! James was in the petrol station and a armed robbery took place. James defended an old lady and was shot in the belly (Serious Wound) The old lady he saved, pulled her pants down and poo's into the wound and then with her exposed bottom sat on James's belly and patted the poo into the wound and sealed it tightly. James saved her life and she saved James's Life. Now forever Friends. True story!
by Mikool77 July 10, 2023
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Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.
I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.
by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023
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Boston Chamberlain

Is a handsome boy who every girl loves. But is a short king but will turn out 6.5ft
by Ethan. W August 9, 2023
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Boston Noodles

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)
“He said his final Boston noodles

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”
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Boston Pizza

Also referred to as a BP, or Blanket Party. It's a group attack on a problematic military service member. The victim is quickly covered with a blanket to prevent them from fighting back or identifying anyone. They are then given a series of blows - not designed to injure, but to change the problematic behavior. If they are pro-active, one of the group members will also instruct the lucky member about their expected changes or desired behavior - delivered in a menacing whisper.

It's usually done at night in the barracks after everyone is asleep - especially the corporal who is assigned barracks duty that evening. Ideally, blanket parties are used to bring bullies into line, or to motivate someone who needs to "get a grip", but without guidance, many attacks also target minorities. It is tolerated by NCOs (non-commissioned officers/training or conducting staff) who may view it as a means of "self policing" among lower ranks and trainees.

When comparing definitions, it's not hard to imagine if someone regularly BPs around his friends and associates, that they may want to correct that behavior. Used prudently, a Blanket Party can address problems faster than a Drill Sergeant's boot. Unfortunately, recruits aren't usually schooled in the "finer" aspects of this tradition - sometimes leading to outright abuse.
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Private Bloggins is f*ing gripless! He's always doggin' it, and making Foxtrot Company late! He always earns us extra duties due to his sub-standard performance and attitude! You're in his section - why don't you guys give him a Boston Pizza to tune him up?

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Wisely, to reduce unexpected injuries or morale problems, the Sergeant had specifically forbidden the recruits from conducting an "unauthorized" Blanket Party. To obtain "unofficial" permission, it was first necessary to rationally describe the desired outcome to a Corporal or Sergeant. Doing otherwise would be grounds for immediate discipline.

Two eager recruits ran up to the Sergeant, "Sergeant, can we give Smith a Blanket Party?"

"Tsk tsk. You must know that I can't condone vigilante justice. And just exactly why would you want to do such a thing?"

They described in detail the problems which the Sergeant was all-too-aware of, and told him how it wasn't just affecting his platoon - that it brought the whole company down.

"Hmmmm. Well, you know that if something like this were to occur, any cuts & bruises would certainly be enough evidence to have you tossed into cells. See that it doesn't become as severe as that. Oh! And if anyone asks, tell them that I'll be in "my office" (a toilet stall) for the next 10 minutes catching up on paperwork...", and with that, he spun on his heel towards the heads.

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by Valorous Ignominy October 18, 2019
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