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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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BATs

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.
by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019
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Crazy Bat

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.
by aho89 November 22, 2011
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Bat Shit Crazy

A type of crazy beyond normal crazy. More "out there", "in their own world" kimd of crazy.
She saw him with that woman, and she went "bat shit crazy" on his ass. Everything went downhill from there.
by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018
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Bat Top joystick

Bat Top joystick - also known as a western or euro stick

If you grew up in the usa , uk , Latin America or even canada

You might remember some arcade cabinets / arcade machines that had a baseball bat or bowling pin like joystick... these are called bat top joysticks... they were usually made by a company called Happ who later were bought out by a company called suzo becoming suzo-happ...
One of their partners Industrias Lorenzo or IL for short who are based in spain

Makes higher quality bat top joysticks & arcade buttons .
EG starts also makes bat top style.
Also the style of arcade buttons such as concave and convex... concave are rougher on the hands while convex are smooth.

If you grew up in the 1990s you may have seen these on street fighter 2 , marvel vs capcom or mortal kombat arcade machines !
Bat Top joysticks were popular in the 1980s - 2000s

But have since been replaced with Japanese and Korean ball top joysticks such as sanwa , seimitsu, crown samducksa and many more !
by Blu_leef June 26, 2025
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Bat Syndrome

The sudden urge to dedicate your life to become Batman
I now have Bat Syndrome after watching the Dark Knight trilogy.
by anonymous October 27, 2023
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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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