Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015

Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.

"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous

by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016

Staffordshire taco

When a man ejaculates prematurely in between your butt cheeks without any penetration.

The waiter at the British restaurant became overly excited and gave me a Staffordshire Taco.

by Tom the angel May 26, 2021

Taco Smelly

The massive explosive diarrhea that takes place after eating a meal from Taco Bell.

Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.

by JewceBox September 30, 2011

Taco butt

Someone who is reputedly way too into anal for their own good.

See how Clarice is walking with a little bit of a limp? She's a total taco butt, dude.

by Swiping Left July 22, 2020