teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
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cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!
cooking teacher: a piece of shit
by sigma chad rizzler August 25, 2022
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Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.
OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.
by McNister Snicket April 08, 2019
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chinese teacher

Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.
Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"
by Tootiefrootie679 February 20, 2016
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Teacher Tramp

A teacher who likes porn on their twitter account and everyone finds it
Yo Mr. Knoper is totally a teacher tramp did you see that porn?
by DannyFantom June 21, 2018
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Racist Teachers

When an adult, mainly a teacher makes a unneeded racist remark when trying to talk about themselves
Teacher: Im tired of you people
Student: Your people?! Is it cause im a p.o.c?
Teacher: Yes ni**** you have no freedom of speech now get down and start picking!
student: ..Okay Racist Teachers suck
by RubyTuby22 April 26, 2022
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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 06, 2022
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