Stella Mercado

A kind ringo loving person who is really good at dancing. She is very thin and tall and has tons of friends. She is a rich girls who hangs out with rich people. No matter how much money she has, she doesnt brag (“no flex”). She is a respectful person and loves dead english men.

“whos that girl dancing?”
“oh thats Stella Mercado!”
“shes cool ngl”

by andre grreeeen December 13, 2019

Stella

One of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. She's down to earth, kind, and so adorable. A Stella may appear happy on the outside, but she's dealing with her own demons inside. She'll take a while to open up, but once she does, you'll be inseperable and stay close forever.

Hey, that's Stella. She's so great, I wish we were friends.

by Danny Devito is my Father October 23, 2019

Stella-bail

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.

Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"

by stellalb November 4, 2019

Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

shyll

the most superior ship

hey whats ur ship?
it’s shyll. it’s always been shyll

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha February 24, 2020

stallmission

A situation/person that’s taking wayyyyy too f’ing long.

Holy crap, traffic was such a stallmission that I didn’t have time for Starbucks.

by Mariahisskinny March 23, 2020

Stella

whiny girl who isn't like most girls. she acts like a braindead bitch 90% of the time. the only people who still support her barely do at all and can be classified under 'fake friends'. she hangs on to these fake friends either because shes ignorant or doesnt wanna be lonely as they make up her entire friend group. she is obsessed with eye-liner and hates penis music.

don't mind her, she's just a stella like the rest of 'em

by weebuwo April 28, 2020