Julian Shift

A change in a teenage male's life when he decides to to stop playing videogames, usually followed by a sudden ability to socialize.

That kid just underwent a Julian Shift and now all his friends want to to play him Xbox again, despite the fact that they were dicks to him.

by No Longer Funny Hitler November 6, 2011

Hangover Shift

The very first shift of the year.

I have to drink twice as much so i can wake up on time for my hangover shift on Jan, 1st.

by Tapfuma January 1, 2012

to sift flour

(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)

boy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.

boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

Cortney Slifco

Cortney is a beautiful girl with big pretty green eyes. She is fun honest and out going. She's mature for her age and has a great sense of style. She should date older men because they are the only ones who can keep up with her mind set.

"Wow look at that smart hottie Cortney Slifco"

by Hottie Pants November 10, 2012

to sift flour

(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant (or any combination thereof)

oy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.

boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing you to further participate in the conversation if you don't feel like it.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2012

to sift flour

(verb) said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

boy a) I am going home, guys, this conversation is beginning to sift flour. I have homework to do anyways.

boys b and c) Peter, suit yourself, we are not forcing to further participate in the conversation.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2013

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013