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shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.
Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."
by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023
mugGet the shut up ringmug.

shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
mugGet the shut your gutsmug.

Shut it down

Shut it all down.
Hym "Ones? One. The correct one. These freaks need to understand that 45% approval means half of the voting democrats (which is 25% of the country) and half of the voting republicans (another 25%) means that only 1/8 of the country is happy with the democrats and 1/8 of the country is happy with the republicans. Meaning these idiot just do not have the numbers to be zealous about anything. So shut it down. Double time. Shut it all down."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
mugGet the Shut it downmug.

Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
mugGet the Shut that damned doormug.

Shut

I shat yesterday
I will shit today
I will Shut tomorrow
by ThePuzzleQueen July 17, 2021
mugGet the Shutmug.

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.
King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.
by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023
mugGet the King Thistle shut his mouthmug.

Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011
mugGet the Shut your thoughts upmug.

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