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Riley Horton

HE IS A RILEY HORTON
by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021
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Riley

Not just a FUKING GIRL
ITS ALSO A GUY NAME AS WELL

SEXIST(don't take this legit)
p1 your names Riley?
p2; Ya, why?
p1; well you a guy
p2; Okay, so?
p1; well thats a girl name, so your LGBTQ?
p2; WAT, NO
p1; but Riley's a girl name
p2; No its not.... but I might be LGBTQ
p1; ...
p2; ...
by CumSlayer February 18, 2022
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Riley

Quote of the day
Me, i fucking stubid. -Riley
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The Riley Method

The procedure of underthinking everything so royally that you end up having no clue of what is going on or the point of what they were trying to do.
Person 1: Dude, why did he mess up the choreography?
Person 2: I think he was using The Riley Method and underestimated the amount of work. I'm not sure he even knows where he is.
by CRman March 3, 2022
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Riley

A delusional person that met seem cool but will become one of the craziest but most exciting friend you’ll ever meet. You may think he’s retarded but he’s cool asf but has a short temper.
Man that Riley is so mischievous
by Alaskan September 1, 2021
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Riley

A guy with a tiny penis and his last name rhymes with ham

Most of the time Riley pulls no girls and is gay
The new kids name is Riley

Oh he’s gay
by Diggityybdog June 3, 2021
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Riley

He's a totally hot guy who is so freaking smart but is not geeky. Riley is witty and has a quick wicked sense of humor tinged with mild harmless sarcasm.

Quiet during the day but party animal on weekends, in a good way. He can have fun! Likes all kinds of sports, usually has mesmerizing bedroom eyes.

Riley is that hot guy in homeroom who doesn't know he's hot, which is why he's so dang hot.

If you are lucky enough to be friends with a "Riley", then consider yourself set for life. Riley is a loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin even if you are annoying the heck out of him or making him mad.

He is a peacemaker, calm, a "go to" guy but he can party it up with the best of them. He is accepting and non-judgmental, and kind-hearted to everybody. Riley is just awesome in every single way. Chicks dig him, guys are good friends with him, everybody loves Riley.
"Who's that guy in homeroom that's real smart, funny, and hot even though he doesn't think he's hot?"

"Girl, that is a Riley. You gotta stand in line like the rest of us chicks until it's your turn - he in deeemand. I best hook up wid dat awesome hottie fo sho."
"OMG that's a Riley!"
by ThatGirlLisa June 10, 2021
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