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retard brigade

A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.
Oh shit. Here comes another retard brigade. I better move over and let them by.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
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Retard thunder

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
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reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
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retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.
Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!
by gulugu February 2, 2020
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Retarded in Sweden

What causes Mama CANADA
MAMA CANADA! IT'S WHEN I'M RETARDED IN SWEDEN!!
by YUNG YEETER April 27, 2020
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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 8, 2021
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Retard thunder

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
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