Mini Relationship

A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.

Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.

by nilethe146 October 8, 2016

Incestuous business relationship

When a relative of yours fucks you over in a business deal

Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.

by donniescash February 15, 2021

healthy relationship

being so incredibly happy with someone that you have no idea how you got here. they make you feel so comfortable and you never have to try and be something else around them. ghost and zay.

ghost and zay have such a healthy relationship.

by zayzazz October 29, 2023

un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america September 8, 2007

Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016